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My contribution to the thread...

TheOak

foreverfan

There was an Asian lady at the bank who was trying to exchange yen for dollars.

It was obvious she was a little irritated . . . She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?"

The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations."

The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too"

TheOak

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Been awhile since I posted on this thread

WhoDat!656

A hooded robber burst into a bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash.

On his way out the door, a brave customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off, revealing the robbers face. The robber shot the customer without a moments hesitation.

He then looked around the bank and noticed one of the tellers looking straight at him. The robber instantly shot him also.

Everyone in the bank, by now very scared, looked intently down at the floor in silence.

The robber yelled, “Well, did anyone else see my face?”

There are a few moments of utter silence in which everyone was plainly to afraid to speak.

Then, one old man tentatively raised his hand without looking up and said,

“My wife got a pretty good look at ya.”

"A Veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to "The United States of America" for an amount of "up to and including my life."

WhoDat!656

A very rich man kept a pair of lions to guard his property. Each one took turns being on duty. One night, a group of midgets tried to rob him, but the lion on patrol caught them and ate them.

When police arrived, the sergeant asked skeptically, "Well, so where is this group of midgets you say broke in?"

The rich man pointed proudly to his guardians and said, "It's all in the lion of duty."

Crusader

Since Max factor mascara apparantly makes eyelashes look three times longer they should think about starting to make condoms.

foreverfan

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The bathroom is ready!