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Old 04-15-2018, 12:23 PM   #1321
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What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef.
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Old 04-15-2018, 12:25 PM   #1322
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One night, I paid $20 to see Prince. But I partied like it was $19.99.
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Old 04-15-2018, 12:26 PM   #1323
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What did the Buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor?


Make me one with everything.
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Old 04-15-2018, 12:27 PM   #1324
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When someone tell me to stop acting like a flamingo - that’s when I put my foot down.
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Old 05-01-2018, 06:56 PM   #1325
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Try Not to Laugh

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Old 05-06-2018, 03:13 PM   #1326
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My husband and I were dressed and ready to go out for a lovely evening of dinner and theatre. Having been burgled in the past, we turned on a 'night light' and the answering machine, then put the cat in the backyard. When our cab arrived, we walked out our front door and our rather tubby cat scooted between our legs inside, then ran up the stairs. Because our cat likes to chase our budgie we really didn't want to leave them unchaperoned so my husband ran inside to retrieve her and put her in the back yard again.

Because I didn't want the taxi driver to know our house was going to be empty all evening, I explained to him that my husband would be out momentarily as he was just bidding goodnight to my mother. A few minutes later he got into the cab all hot and bothered, and said (to my growing horror and amusement) as the cab pulled away.

"Sorry it took so long but the stupid b**** was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her arse with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off so I grabbed her by the neck and wrapped her in a blanket so she wouldn't scratch me like she did last time. But it worked! I hauled her fat arse down the stairs and threw her into the backyard....she had better not s*** in the vegetable garden again."
The silence in the taxi was deafening.....

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Old 05-07-2018, 06:56 PM   #1327
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A man is running late for an appointment but can't find a parking spot. He desperately begins to pray "Dear God if you get me a parking spot, I promise to go to church every Sunday and and put money in the basket."
Right at that instant, a parking spot opened up.
"Never mind - I found one!"

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Old 05-11-2018, 11:22 PM   #1328
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A coma in a sentence can literally change the meaning of everything.

Example:

"John is in a hurry."

"John is in a coma."

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Old 05-12-2018, 09:18 AM   #1329
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What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef.
I've had some soup that certainly looked like piss.
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Old 05-12-2018, 09:32 AM   #1330
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Lettuce and Carrot racing and carrot falls behind. The lettuce turns and calls back, "sorry pal. It's not my fault I'm a head."
But it is some peoples fault they are a hole.

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